Five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One: we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two: we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we’ve had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three: we will lie, cheat, steal or murder in order to get that thing… why am I sugarcoating this, you’re a big girl… in order to [have sex with] you. Four: we freely admit the numbers one, two, three, and women don’t care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it: you can’t live without us.
From “Dead Like Me” I hate to admit that if more women accepted this, they wouldn’t hate men so much.
